Wednesday, September 26, 2012
Friday, September 21, 2012
How too know when you're best friends
You know when your best friends, by face planting into the ground while giving a person a piggy back ride. Or when you call and text each other 24 hours a day or at 6:30 in the morning. When you get dizzy and hurt each other by falling on them. And you are probably thinking wow they get hurt a lot and its true we do. This is describing me and my best friend/sister Faith (also known for her blog Faither's doodles). I love you Faith and I always will until i die and i hope you feel the same way.
-Madison-
Wednesday, September 19, 2012
I Hate Rice!
Narrator: A lot of people hate rice it is so gross I'm mean come on it looks like maggots who wants to eat something that looks like maggots. And in my opinion maggots are really gross i feel like I'm going to BARF!!! Yuck!!!
My name is Ariel and i hate rice too, it does really look like white sticky gross maggots and i can never ever eat it it just makes me gag even though I'm not eating it. Just seeing it go into people's mouth just makes me sick. There was this one time that i actually did puke and man was i embarrassed. I could have gone home but i couldn't because i would be even a bigger joke. Well that my story on how i HATE rice. Bye.
My name is Bob and when i eat rice i get all puffy and i have to go to the hospital every single time. There was this one time when a kid in my class brought real rice cakes and i accidentally ate them and i blew up like a balloon and i had to spend one night in the hospital and i hated it. It feels gross it looks gross and it taste gross. That's my horrifying story. Bye.
I'm coming to you live in 5...4...3...2...1 Louie here and I'm here to talk about how bad rice is. Because when you eat it you can have many allergic reactions like i do. I can't eat rice and if i do i will puke and puke and puke but if its like rice crispys or rice cakes i can eat them and just because it has the word rice in it doesn't mean i can't eat it. But there is some people that have that phobia that they just can't eat rice. That's all on this news update. Till next time I'm Louie Grimm and I report all the worlds news.
P.S. this is a fake story kids, don't get scared.
Friday, September 14, 2012
Lover bug
When I discovered the lover bug it was like is this really true can this bug have these special powers? Well it can its very true that it can happen because it happened to me! This ordinary bug will bite you where ever it can and it will make you fall madley in love with who ever you really love and the bite will only last for a couple of hours and it will erase the mark and leave you and your love bug happy!!!!!
Thursday, September 13, 2012
Baby Monkey
I'm getting a new baby sister soon that i don't even want and we may have some troubles having it. The jungle master is really strict so we don't no yet if he is going to let any more monkeys into the jungle. My mother is 7 months along and she really needs to have this baby and if she doesn't she will have a nervous breakdown and i will have to live with it the rest of my life and i don't know if i can deal with that for that many years. So we are going to go down to the jungle master's lair and convince him to let my mother have this baby.
Here we go! We are off to the jungle master's lair and we are determined to have this baby in three and a half months. We are getting the whole plan figured out. We will have to get through the security first. " Man are they protective!" said Kyla.
Mom: "Why won't you let us have this baby."
Jungle master: "It's just way too hard to figure out who belongs to which family."
Kyla: "That's a lousy reason."
Mom: "Kyla don't you say that."
Kyla: "What it's true."
Mom: "Anyway."
Jungle master: Well I'm really busy so if you go i will say yes is that a deal?"
Mom: :Most definitely it's a deal!"
Kyla: "Thank you soo soo soo much!"
And at the end they end up having the baby and name her: Liza Jo they live in the most safest home in the jungle and she has the best family in the jungle. Kyla actually ends up having lots more fun with a baby sister after all. They all live happily ever after!
THE END
Thursday, September 6, 2012
Three little pigs
Ingredients:
(3)spunky pigs
(1)very vicious wolf
(1)straw house
(1)stick house
(1)brick house
(1)spooky forest
Directions:
- place house RANDOMLY throughout the spooky forest.
- let the pigs settle for an hour or so...
- call the very vicious wolf and tell him to go to the first little pigs house made of straw.
- let him try to scare the little pig and try to blow his house down.
- Now that the first little pigs house is down he goes to his brothers house made of sticks and the wolf will try to blow his house down.
- The big bad wolf is now determined and will try to blow the third little pigs house down that's made of brick.
- the little pigs are frightened at this point and so while the wolf is trying to get in the house the pigs start a fire in the fire place. So the wolf thinks he smart and goes in through the chimney and he will eventually get hot and scared and will run away and leaving the pigs alone with a wonderful life. <3
! THE END!
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