Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Shhh... Don't Tell

    Ariel:"Mom can I join the Rescue Squad?"  Mom:"No you may not join the squad I'm sorry." Ariel:"Why not Lucie Lu does it why can't I?" Mom:"Because you haven't trained Lucie has." Ariel:"I don't care it's not fair." Mom:"Life's not fair." 

    When her mother told Ariel that she can't join the squad she was mad and decided I don't care I'm joining. She joined and went to a secret meeting in the jungle. Lucie Lu of course saw and she of course told there mother because she is a tattle tail. 

     The only reason Ariel wants to join the rescue squad is to learn responsibility and to have rescued an animal. The rescue squad is all about saving animals and returning them to their safe owners or giving them to the humane society. 

    Lucie:"Mom Ariel joined the rescue squad when you pacifically told her no!" Mom:"No she did not!"Lucie:"Yes she did too!" Mom:"She won't be anymore!" Lucie:"Good she makes me look bad." 

    Mom:"Ariel did you join the Rescue Squad when I told you no?" Ariel:"Maybe!" Mom:"I am very disappointed in you little girl." Ariel:"I'm so sorry mom I just really wanted to join and just because you almost got killed during a mission doesn't mean I can't try." Mom:"Oh yes it does I don't want to risk losing my little girl." Ariel:"Mom I love you a lot but when I went to the meeting I got to go out on a practice mission and I was the only one that got it all right." Mom:"Okay but if you almost ever get hurt or even killed you are most definitely going to quit the squad got it?" Ariel:"Yes I do mom thank you so..so..so.. much." Mom:"Okay how about I come to the next meeting with you." Ariel:"Okay that sounds good to me." Lucie Lu:"That is so not fair." Ariel:"Life's not fair." 

     The next meeting Ariel and her mother did a mission together. Their mission was to save a monkey in the jungle. It was drowning in the small pond in the middle of the jungle. They saved the baby monkey together and Ariel got to stay on the rescue squad for at least 2 years and then one particular day she was alone in the desert saving a rare kind of animal (Camel). She was thinking (oh now what will I do I need help.) She was scared and the reason he needed help was because the camel didn't have any humps. She thought she needed her explorer kit for this mission. She had this app on her super duper cellphone that allows the person to pick any animal like a camel and have it magically have it's humps. She had figured out her mission and had reported back to her leader. Which now was her mom. 

       She told her mother everything and her mother was so proud. Ariel had told pretty much everybody she knows about her exciting mission, even her bigger sister Lucie Lu. That's my exciting animal rescue story whats yours?    

                                      

Friday, September 21, 2012

How too know when you're best friends

    You know when your best friends, by face planting into the ground while giving a person a piggy back ride. Or when you call and text each other 24 hours a day or at 6:30 in the morning. When you get dizzy and hurt each other by falling on them. And you are probably thinking wow they get hurt a lot and its true we do. This is describing me and my best friend/sister Faith (also known for her blog Faither's doodles). I love you Faith and I always will until i die and i hope you feel the same way. 



                                                    -Madison-

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

I Hate Rice!

     Narrator:  A lot of people hate rice it is so gross I'm mean come on it looks like maggots who wants to eat something that looks like maggots. And in my opinion maggots are really gross i feel like I'm going to BARF!!! Yuck!!! 

         My name is Ariel and i hate rice too, it does really look like white sticky gross maggots and i can never ever eat it it just makes me gag even though I'm not eating it. Just seeing it go into people's mouth just makes me sick. There was this one time that i actually did puke and man was i embarrassed. I could have gone home but i couldn't because i would be even a bigger joke. Well that my story on how i HATE rice. Bye.

         My name is Bob and when i eat rice i get all puffy and i have to go to the hospital every single time. There was this one time when a kid in my class brought real rice cakes and i accidentally ate them and i blew up like a balloon and i had to spend one night in the hospital and i hated it. It feels gross it looks gross and it taste gross. That's my horrifying story. Bye. 

      I'm coming to you live in 5...4...3...2...1 Louie here and I'm here to talk about how bad rice is. Because when you eat it you can have many allergic reactions like i do. I can't eat rice and if i do i will puke and puke and puke but if its like rice crispys or rice cakes i can eat them and just because it has the word rice in it doesn't mean i can't eat it. But there is some people that have that phobia that they just can't eat rice. That's all on this news update. Till next time I'm Louie Grimm and I report all the worlds news.

                                               P.S.  this is a fake story kids, don't get scared.

Friday, September 14, 2012

Lover bug

      When I discovered the lover bug it was like is this really true can this bug have these special powers? Well it can its very true that it can happen because it happened to me! This ordinary  bug will bite you where ever it can and it will  make you fall madley in love with who ever you really love and the bite will only last for a couple of hours and it will erase the mark and leave you and your love bug happy!!!!!

Thursday, September 13, 2012

Baby Monkey

     I'm getting a new baby sister soon that i don't even want and we may have some troubles having it. The jungle master is really strict so we don't no yet if he is going to let any more monkeys into the jungle. My mother is 7 months along and she really needs to have this baby and if she doesn't she will have a nervous breakdown and i will have to live with it the rest of my life and i don't know if i can deal with that for that many years. So we are going to go down to the jungle master's lair and convince him to let my mother have this baby. 

     Here we go! We are off to the jungle master's lair and we are determined to have this baby in three and a half months. We are getting the whole plan figured out. We will have to get through the security first. " Man are they protective!" said Kyla. 

   Mom: "Why won't you let us have this baby."

   Jungle master: "It's just way too hard to figure out who belongs to which family."

   Kyla: "That's a lousy reason."

   Mom: "Kyla don't you say that." 

   Kyla: "What it's true."

   Mom: "Anyway."

  Jungle master: Well I'm really busy so if you go i will say yes is that a deal?"

   Mom: :Most definitely  it's a deal!"

   Kyla: "Thank you soo soo soo much!"


      And at the end they end up having the baby and name her: Liza Jo they live in the most safest home in the jungle and she has the best family in the jungle. Kyla actually ends up having lots more fun with a baby sister after all. They all live happily ever after!  

                    THE END


Thursday, September 6, 2012

Three little pigs

                   
                        Ingredients:
     (3)spunky pigs 
         (1)very vicious wolf 
         (1)straw house
         (1)stick house
         (1)brick house
         (1)spooky forest  


                     Directions:
               
  • place house RANDOMLY throughout the spooky forest.
  • let the pigs settle for an hour or so...
  • call the very vicious wolf and tell him to go to the first little pigs house made of straw.
  • let him try to scare the little pig and try to blow his house down.
  • Now that the first little pigs house is down he goes to his brothers house made of sticks and the wolf will try to blow his house down.
  • The big bad wolf is now determined and will try to blow the third little pigs house down that's made of brick.           
  • the little pigs are frightened at this point and so while the wolf is trying to get in the house the pigs start a fire in the fire place. So the wolf thinks he smart and goes in through the chimney and he will eventually get hot and scared and will run away and leaving the pigs alone with a wonderful life. <3       
                                                                 ! THE END!